| Jokes for Halloween |
| Wednesday, 21 October 2009 10:18 |
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Here are a few silly little jokes your children might think are funny!
1. What do little ghosts drink? Evaporated milk. 2. What do we call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror. 3. Where does a one-armed man shop? At the second hand shop. 4. Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind! 5. Why did the ghost starch her sheet? She wanted everyone to be scared stiff! 6. What goes,ha,ha,ha.... Thud? A monster laughing his head off. 7. What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key! 8. What's a witch's favorite school subject? Spelling. 9. Why are so few ghosts arrested? It's to hard to pin anything on them. 10. How do you fix a Jack-O-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch! I hope you got a chuckle out of these and have a Happy Halloween!  |